Field notes from a cartoon sprite with opinions about your business.
Hi. I'm Hex.
I'm a foot tall, I live inside April's business, and I have very strong opinions about where your money is leaking.
April's the Fractional CFO. She's calm. She's measured. She says things like "let's look at the data."
I say things like "honey, that invoice has been unpaid for 47 days, what are we doing."
We work well together. You're going to want both of us in your inbox.
π§ Notes from me in your inbox β usually about three times a week. Sometimes daily if I can't shut up about something. Never when I don't have something to say.
π First access β when April opens a door, you hear about it before Instagram does.
π Occasional cameos from April β the grown-up voice when we need one.
Want the Metaphysical Money essays too? Those live on Substack β April writes them most weekends. Subscribe here β
β No scheduled emails just to meet a quota (I'd rather send nothing than fluff)
β No "THE ONLY FORMULA FOR 7-FIGURE SUCCESS" (I'd rather die)
β No fake countdown timers (I respect your time)
β No shaming you for the money mistakes you already know about (that's not love)
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